Elon Musk Is NOT Your Friend
Man, people love Elon Musk don’t they? You know, the funny meme man, the real life Tony Stark. Musk has such a weird sycophantic following. God he’s so great, with all his talk of space travel and renewable energy and self-driving cars — a true pioneer. He’s always doing something that Elon, hosting Saturday Night Live, tweeting funny things, creating flamethrowers, setting up candy shops (yeah seriously). To quote Kanye West, “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life. Leave that man the f*ck alone.” Jeez, I really wish I was friends with the ol’ Elongated Muskrat, seems like the kind of guy I could grab a beer with. Except, uh, wait, he absolutely is not.
I mean have you seen some of his tweets? Don’t get me wrong, Elon Musk isn’t your friend because of some bad tweets — believe me there are a lot worse reasons why he sucks. But his Twitter page is home to some of the most attention-seeking content anyone could put out onto the internet (hyperbole of course, but just give them a read). For example:
Or when he tweeted “The coronavirus panic is dumb”, and then “Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in the US too by end of April [2020].” Wow, that sure didn’t age well Elon, given…
